1.
Love
is
a
scam.
The
only
love
I
have
in
my
life
is
the
love
for
food.
【#foodieforlife】
2.
I
can't
seem
to
find
love,
but
I
did
find
a
pizza
that
loves
me
back.
【#pizzalove】
3.
My
love
life
is
like
a
unicorn
–
mythical
and
non-existent.
【#foreveralone】
4.
The
only
time
I
get
butterflies
in
my
stomach
is
when
I
see
a
plate
of
hot
wings.
【#chickenlover】
5.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
–
everyone
else
gets
the
good
stuff,
and
I'm
stuck
with
the
coconut
ones.
【#unluckyinlove】
6.
I'm
convinced
that
true
love
is
just
a
myth,
like
unicorns
or
the
tooth
fairy.
【#lovemyth】
7.
I've
given
up
on
finding
love,
my
soulmate
probably
got
hit
by
a
bus
or
something.
【#darkhumor】
8.
I
tried
online
dating
once,
but
all
I
got
were
a
bunch
of
catfish.
【#onlinedatingfail】
9.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
and
I'm
stuck
playing
with
an
empty
board.
【#boardgameaddict】
10.
I'm
pretty
sure
my
love
life
is
on
the
same
level
as
my
dance
skills
–
non-existent.
【#badatdancing】
11.
I
may
not
have
love,
but
I
have
a
Netflix
subscription,
and
that's
pretty
close.
【#netflixandchillforever】
12.
Love
is
like
a
kite
–
it
looks
pretty
in
the
sky,
but
eventually,
it
crashes
and
burns.
【#lovetroubles】
13.
My
love
life
is
like
a
horror
movie
–
every
time
I
think
it's
over,
another
sequel
pops
up.
【#horrormoviefan】
14.
At
least
I
have
my
pillow
to
snuggle
with
at
night
–
it
never
judges
me
or
cheats
on
me.
【#pillowtalk】
15.
Love
may
be
a
battlefield,
but
my
battlefield
is
just
filled
with
empty
pizza
boxes.
【#pizzaoverlove】
16.
Dating
apps
are
just
a
cruel
reminder
of
how
lonely
I
really
am.
【#datingappdisaster】
17.
I'm
allergic
to
love,
but
I'm
not
allergic
to
chocolate,
so
really,
who's
the
winner
here?
【#chocoholic】
18.
Romantic
movies
always
make
me
cry
–
not
because
I'm
touched
by
the
love
story,
but
because
I'm
sad
I
don't
have
it.
【#moviemadness】
19.
My
love
life
is
like
a
roller
coaster
–
it's
full
of
ups
and
downs,
but
mostly
just
goes
around
in
circles.
【#rollercoasteroflove】
20.
I
may
not
have
a
significant
other,
but
I
have
a
significant
amount
of
snacks,
and
that's
all
that
matters.
【#snacklover】
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