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1.
"I
love
you
more
than
life
itself,"
he
said,
but
what
came
out
was
"I
loaf
you
more
than
knife
itself. "
【笑话】

2.
The
sun
was
setting
and
the
sky
was
painted
in
a
beautiful
pink
hue,
but
all
I
could
say
was
"look
at
that
pretty
sky
blue. "
【口误】

3.
She
looked
stunning
in
her
new
dress,
and
I
wanted
to
compliment
her,
but
instead,
I
said
"you
look
like
a
duchess
in
that
address. "
【可爱的口误】

4.
We
were
having
a
serious
conversation
when
suddenly
I
sneezed,
and
instead
of
"excuse
me,"
I
said
"abuse
me. "
【搞笑】

5.
He
cooked
me
a
fantastic
dinner,
but
when
I
bit
into
the
steak,
I
said
"this
meat
is
a
little
too
sticky
for
me. "
【口误误会】

6.
She
asked
me
how
I
was
feeling,
and
instead
of
saying
"I'm
fine,"
I
said
"I'm
fire. "
【惊讶口误】

7.
The
wedding
ceremony
was
beautiful,
but
the
bride's
grandfather
accidentally
said
"I
now
pronounce
you
frog
and
wife. "
【尴尬口误】

8.
My
boss
asked
me
how
the
project
was
going,
and
instead
of
saying
"it's
going
well,"
I
said
"it's
going
whale. "
【误解】

9.
We
were
watching
a
horror
movie,
and
when
the
killer
appeared
on
the
screen,
my
friend
said
"that's
not
really
a
scarecrow. "
【盖茨比】

10.
He
tried
to
tell
me
a
joke,
but
he
messed
up
the
punchline
and
ended
up
saying
"why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
swing. "
【憨笑】

11.
We
were
on
a
road
trip
and
stopped
at
a
gas
station,
and
when
I
asked
the
attendant
for
directions,
I
accidentally
said
"turn
left
at
the
stop
sign
and
then
take
a
right
at
the
cow. "
【可爱】

1
2.
My
mom
made
her
famous
lasagna
for
dinner,
and
when
I
thanked
her
for
it,
I
accidentally
said
"thanks
for
the
lasange. "
【搞笑的口误】

1
3.
She
was
so
excited
to
show
me
her
new
engagement
ring,
but
when
I
saw
it,
I
accidentally
said
"wow,
it
looks
like
a
big
onion
ring. "
【误解】

1
4.
We
were
playing
a
game
of
charades,
and
when
it
was
my
turn,
I
tried
to
act
out
"Harry
Potter,"
but
instead,
everyone
thought
I
was
trying
to
be
a
superhero
named
"Hairy
Putter. "
【滑稽】

1
5.
He
was
trying
to
be
romantic
and
told
me
I
was
his
"sun,
moon,
and
stars,"
but
what
came
out
was
"you're
my
sun,
moon,
and
stairs. "
【傻瓜】

1
6.
We
were
at
a
fancy
restaurant,
and
when
the
waiter
asked
if
we
wanted
some
bread,
my
friend
said
"yes,
we'll
have
some
dead,
please. "
【搞笑】

1
7.
My
little
nephew
was
trying
to
tell
me
a
knock
knock
joke,
but
when
he
knocked
on
the
table,
he
said
"knock
knock,
who's
there?
Table. "
【可爱的口误】

1
8.
We
were
watching
a
documentary,
and
when
the
narrator
mentioned
the
Great
Wall
of
China,
my
dad
said
"oh
yes,
the
wall
of
greatness
in
China. "
【启示】

1
9.
She
was
so
proud
of
her
new
haircut,
but
instead
of
complimenting
it,
I
said
"it
looks
like
you
got
a
haircut
made
out
of
spaghetti. "
【傻瓜】

20.
We
were
at
a
party,
and
when
my
friend
introduced
me
to
someone,
I
accidentally
said
"hi,
I'm
Sarah's
mom,"
even
though
I'm
only
a
few
years
older
than
Sarah.
【尴尬】

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